I don't wanna grow up, I'm a lazy-ass'd kid

This might be a long one.
I am scared shitless about growing up. I now way shape, or form do I want to go out and try to make it in this fucked up world. Because in all likelihood, I am just going to end up just like all of the other minimum wage, paycheck to paycheck people that 99% of everyone is. If I'm not going to be that 1%, I don't wanna do it. And I know I have incredibly high aspirations for myself, but who doesn't, who doesn't want to be the filthy rich, wipe your butt with wads of cash person whom Television so loves? I know I do, even if I would be unlike any other rich person in the world.
Within the next few days or so I'm going to have to start looking for a job so I can save up to pay for car insurance so I can drive and go do the things I want to do. I don't really mind having a job, but I'm terrified of having to go get one. And really the only places I can work are crappy fast food joints (Jack-in-the-Box, Wienerschnitzel.....McDonalds *shudder*). Wish me luck.